```ts filename="gear.ts"
const machines = {
  rigs: [
    { name: 'MacBook Air M3', desc: 'Main rig. Lightweight, fast, tuned for mischief.' }
  ],
  comms: [
    { name: 'iPhone 15 Pro Max', desc: 'Encrypted glass brick — part lifeline, part portal.' }
  ]
};

const infrastructure = [
  { name: 'Netlify', desc: 'Push → site materializes like a glitch in the matrix.' },
  { name: 'Vercel', desc: 'Shiny anomaly host, built for flexing.' },
  { name: 'Kinsta', desc: 'Keeps Gentle Nook’s WordPress leash tight.' },
  { name: 'Spaceship', desc: 'Budget entropy vault for experiments.' },
  { name: 'DigitalOcean', desc: 'DIY droplets. Sysadmin hat optional.' },
  { name: 'WordPress', desc: 'A haunted plugin carnival. Enter at your own risk.' }
];

const signals = [
  { name: 'Autistic Femme', desc: 'Dopamine Fashionista, System Builder, I live how I want.' },
  { name: 'Glitch Disorder', desc: 'Anomalies, noise, fractures in the system — that’s where the fun lives.' },
  { name: 'East Tennessee Roots', desc: 'Raised in festival culture, still chasing DIY community energy.' }
];